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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 01:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

How strict are your parents?

Still no good

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

No go.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

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Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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