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09.06.2025 01:20

Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
—
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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